Poor you! Look at you with secrets, desires and fantasies that your partner has no clue about. Now, do you intend growing a spine and letting your partner into your special world? Or are you going to keep carrying on like everything is OK? I guess you are choosing the first option, or you wouldn’t be here reading this article and farting the tune to your favorite melody!
Spanking turns you on, right, but your partner has no clue? And Google, Bing, and the like have been no help so far in resolving the situation? Well, you could always buy and hang up posters of babes getting their booty beat. Or you could gift your partner whips and manacles for his birthday. Done that and he has yet to see the light? Well then read on and get answers to the knotty question of what to do to make your partner get your booty bouncing to a special beat!
We Have All The Answers To Your Booty Questions! Bored of daydreaming about your partner bending you over his knee and want the real thing? Here’s how to get him to spank you like you have been dreaming of since time out of mind.
Ask The Fucker
Is your partner an ogre? And we mean an uptight ogre who always insists on sex in the missionary style? If so, you have our sympathies. Browse elsewhere and you might find tips on how to poison that monster and get him out of your life! If on the other hand, your partner is open-minded, loving, caring, and eager to kiss and fuck you into oblivion, then you can relax. Yeah, boldly go to him and ask if he would like to spank you. Or start walking up to him and pinching his butt, then telling him to show your booty some tough love. If that doesn’t work, wait till you both are giving the bed a workout and then ask him to spank that booty he has been eating like forever. He’s bound to agree right quick. If he doesn’t, the only booty he will be eating for the rest of the year will belong to his mama!
Say It With Your Undies
How many undies do you have? Well, you will be needing more soon, so get your credit card ready! See, if you aren’t a direct person there’s another way you can tell your partner how much you would love for him to spank you. All you have is to shop and buy some sexy undies online, with these personalized to your needs. Buy some fluffy panties that say stuff like “So Booty Blessed”, “Spank and Prosper”, and “The Couple That Spanks Together…”. Or go straight to the point and buy a fresh pair of panties that spell out “Spank Me” in big red letters on the back. Wear this all over the house when he’s in and even a numskull like him will soon get the message!
Run Your Mouth Like A Naughty Girl
Wait till your partner is riding you like his favorite filly. Then talk dirty and tell him to drill that poon like he’s digging up all the diamonds in South Africa! Beg him to shift your womb and turn your cunt into a freeway! Yell that you want him to shove it in so far his cock slaps your left kidney out of whack and your cervix collapses on itself! Inform him you are so very naughty and your every existence is proof of that. Then demand that he punishes you for being such a bad girl. And what better way to reform and make you see the light than to hit your booty so hard it begins saying the Lord’s Prayer! Trust us, he won’t be able to resist your running your mouth!
Tell Him You Are All His
Know one of the most amazing fantasies some women nurse? It is to be forcefully dominated by a man with an oak tree penis who knows what he’s doing. Such a character is a favorite staple of Harlequin romance books and I am sure you have read a few of these. If that is the kind of fantasy that’s been lurking around in your mind, then tell your partner how much you want him to take charge and ravish you. Tactfully suggest that an excellent way of doing this would be to hold you down and spank your booty until it cries mercy. He’s not going to say no to your request for all the tea in China! If he does say no, you are free to bury your leg up his behind. Be sure to cook his prostrate for breakfast afterwards!
Done reading this article on how to make your partner spank you? Then put the above tips into practice. Your partner will soon be pummeling your backyard so regularly that sitting down becomes impossible!